- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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