- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

nolan is gay

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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