Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

think twice or at least think

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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