- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

I once did something.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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