- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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