- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock knock Fuck off!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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