- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Kevin and Ramin

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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