- Anti Joke

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage