Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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