Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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