- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock Come in

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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