What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Sex

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

I enjoy Popcorn

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

A man walks into a vagina

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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