Sex

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

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