- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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