So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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