- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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