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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A lot eh?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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