What? Huh?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Lololol

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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