- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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