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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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