What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Women's rights

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

how do you win a game try your best

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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