A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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