- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

quantum physics?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what's black and can't swim?

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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