Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Dumbledore dies.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Chlamydia

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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