- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Connor is homosexuaI

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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