- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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