A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Hi.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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