Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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pudding

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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