- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

This is an anti-joke.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call an arab ?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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