- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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