A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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