Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

thumb_up thumb_down -12

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

i found waldo.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats 1+1? window!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops