Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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