- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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