- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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