- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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