- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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