- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

call me maybe.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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