What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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poo

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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