Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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ur an fagit

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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