- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

I'm Polish.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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