i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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your face

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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whats a joke

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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