There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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