- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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