"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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