Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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