What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I asked her where you were.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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