- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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