- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

All of these jokes are about white people

Obama

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Charlie Sheen

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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