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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why are white people white? I don't know

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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