- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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