What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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stinky boner

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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hi

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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