- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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