Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock Knock No solicitors

Dwight Howard

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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