Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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