Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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