what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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