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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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