What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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