PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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