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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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