What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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a man checks his mypsace

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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