Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Tunechi

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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