- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Niall Horan

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

My mom

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