What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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