What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Chlamydia

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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ugvvvvvv

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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