- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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