Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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