What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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