- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Knock Knock Come in

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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