- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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