A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Alchohol.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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