- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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