chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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autistic kids rock

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What is older than history?

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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