- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Chlamydia

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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