Whats two plus two Four!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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haha

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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