- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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