- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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