Women's rights

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Your sex life.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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