- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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