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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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