- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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