- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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