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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why did you poop because you are a poop

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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