In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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A blind man watches TV

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Niall Horan

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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