what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Good job, son.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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