- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What fires shots? A gun

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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