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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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