- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Lololol

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

roses are red poo is poo

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