Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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