Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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