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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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