- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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