Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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A man goes to the potty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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