Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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