- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

One, two, three, four and five

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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