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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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