- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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