How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Men's rights

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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