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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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