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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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