what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Guess what What

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Anti Joke

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