What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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