- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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