Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Hello penis

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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