- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

I'm tired.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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