What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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