Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

civil rights

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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