An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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